Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Today's dilemma is:

My wife suggests that this well-tatooed young babe minding this betel nut stand is not a babe but a Bob, not a female of the opposite sex, but a male of my own. What's your opinion? After being totally fooled by Jaye Davidson in The Crying Game, I dare not register an opinion of my own.



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11 comments:

Jason said...

Have you performed the requisite Crocodile Dundee "bloke or sheila" test?

David said...

My Thai girlfriend says its definitely a he. I think Thai people are quite knowledgable in this field.

Anonymous said...

Well, there's something of an Adam's Apple going on, so it's conceivable.

Anonymous said...

poor thing ... she WAS undoubtedly once a he.

Wahwah said...

Definetely a male, not terrible looking though..

May you please honour a huge favor of mine? May you please e-mail me at d_halabi7@hotmail.com as I aspire to teach in Taiwan and who better to ask than you..a pro.

Anonymous said...

I think I'll have to go with the masses and also say a he. Hey I really enjoy your sight. My wife and I are also teachers in Taiwan - in Fengyuan - and I really liked your piece on teachers wages. Cheers

Michael Turton said...

May you please honour a huge favor of mine? May you please e-mail me at d_halabi7@hotmail.com as I aspire to teach in Taiwan and who better to ask than you..a pro.

You're right! I am a "pro", cuz I do it for cash by the hour.

I sent you an email.

Anonymous said...

I think she looks like a man. So if she really was born a she... she's a mannish looking woman.

Anonymous said...

AHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

Michael, how is the dating scene for Indian males in Taipei and also what are some good hostels to stay in Taiwan?

She was a "he" before. I would be willing to bet 10 thousand dollars it is a "he".

Anonymous said...

Well, my theory is foolproof -" IF you have to ask yourself whether it is a girl or a guy, IT IS A GUY! "